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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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