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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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