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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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