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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Weasley eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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