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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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