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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rex eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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