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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Maya eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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