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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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