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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Sparky eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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