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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Murphy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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