Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.