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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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