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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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