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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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