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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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