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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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