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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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