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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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