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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Simpkins eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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