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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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