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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Teddy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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