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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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