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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Alfie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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