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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Molly eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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