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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Weasley eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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