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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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