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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Hermoine eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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