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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Kirk eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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