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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rex eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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