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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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