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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Izzy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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