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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ginger eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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