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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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