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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Missy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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