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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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