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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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