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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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