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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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