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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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