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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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