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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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