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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Widget eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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