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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Jelly eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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