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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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