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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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