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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Simba eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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