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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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