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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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