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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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