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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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