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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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