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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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